“All horror films are secretly about getting women pregnant.” – Dr. Freckles
Mental health tip …
“Mental health tip: don’t take mental health advice from random mother fuckers on social media.” – Dr. Freckles
WW3 …
“WW3 will make WW2 seem like WW1.” – Dr. Freckles
Daylight Savings Time
Nothing is being saved.
They fuck with your clock and create pain.
You think you get an “hour back” – but this is a lie too.
Because of DST? – 4 million squirrels go hungry.
The next time some woman tells me “I have a yeast infection”, I’ll say:
“Hold my beer”
(because I need to get my sample kit)
blame daylight savings time
The company motto for BOOVULA BREWERY?
“Send us your yeast infection, we’ll send you some beer.”
damn this daylight savings time
I need to start collecting hooker greases for my new company.
Daylight savings man …
“Jack Frost roasting on an open fire,
chestnuts biting off my toes.”
(some real Christmas spirit bullshit)
Because of Daylight Savings Time …
I’m behind on podcasts, but I have some kick ass notes. And maybe I wake up in the morning, early, and eat scribbles, and ungudgoolate myself, while de-groomulating my splinctus.
I am your muskrat hunter, my love.
