They sell those here.

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They do sell those here …

  1. Watermelon and pastry filler …
  2. Radios … for talking or listening … or hearing and understanding …
  3. Cars
  4. cocaine
  5. meth
  6. riddlin
  7. cough syrup
  8. vaccines, lots of kinds of vaccines …
  9. death fluid
  10. scorgon chips
  11. frenchie nibblets
  12. cardigans
  13. sweat pants with elastic bands
  14. beer and liquor and sadness and wine
  15. corn nuggets
  16. chicken blocks – popular in Denmark, a whole square can of chicken, defenestration, in goop sauce
  17. ocean beef: a new thing in the deep
  18. green yoog stew
  19. chili
  20. pensy-trog chops
  21. kayaks
  22. body bags
  23. sand bags
  24. concertina wire
  25. used sanitary napkins
  26. sushi
  27. horse or unicorn
  28. tiger meat
  29. wendy-spice
  30. light bulbs
  31. adrenochrome, now at walmart
  32. nuclear war
  33. Christmas cheer
  34. hawking spheres
  35. thanksgiving love … doesn’t last
  36. halloween costumes
  37. prostitute jelly
  38. tinder gems
  39. hookers
  40. clothes and underwear and condoms
  41. lubricants – for the car (dirty bird)
  42. carpenter hammers
  43. baseball bats
  44. metal pipes and chains
  45. welding supplies
  46. dynamite
  47. fishing poles
  48. archery kit
  49. bb guns
  50. tents
  51. water
  52. cake mix
  53. flour and rice
  54. orange juice
  55. bacon
  56. gasoline
  57. ammo
  58. bottle rockets
  59. pianos

MISTER SCRUMBO

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Mr. Scrumbo, he’s our friend …

  1. Mr. Scrumbo, he’s our friend, mr. scrumbo knows the end
  2. Got chapter one of BFW1 finished … hopefully I can keep up a pace of one chapter per week. It’s hard to say. Some people would look at my life and feel sad or disdain or hate … I have what I need, and some of the things I want … not perfect, but workable. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face … your retirement plan, blumbo world, sucking fat for biodiesel …you could end up in the diesel.
  3. The monkey-herpes infected my testicles because I was pooping on a honey bucket, and a driplet shot up and touched my nutt sack … and this is wrong
  4. “It’s always a slow burn until it explodes.” – Dr. Freckles (Hemingway’s “how did I go broke”) These are big events, perhaps a 10,000 year event … Berlin, april, 1945 is where we are at … it’s “slow” until it’s not … desire for nature to be incremental and linear is not a rational argument … the slow burn is wishful thinking and last minute bargaining … at any time, right now, the system has a likelihood to go into multiple failure states … it can handle a few at a time, but not as many as are coming … and when that begins, everyone gets a lesson in discontinuous functions … Everyone I know is bargaining right now, in terms of the kubler-ross stages of grieving … denial, anger, bargaining … the core turning circle of American consciousness. Better get to depression soon, and then to acceptance.
  5. 2020/2021 as a “rehearsal” … what if all that nonsense was just a military style rehearsal, a simulation, to gather data for some FUTURE OPERATION that might not be fake … it might be real. Think uber / lyft … think data mining and modeling … complexity. As a military psyop it makes sense, but at a deeper level the reason might have been more than “how do we keep people busy”, it might also have been “how do we know what they will do” – and “they” in this context are the little people, us.
  6. “Be brave enough to be kind.” – Dr. Freckles
  7. Superman / Stalin / Man of Steel / “nice stalin” / learning / and the desire to be ruled. Super heroes are generally bad messages … childish notions
  8. My time travel ideas and a Hawking Sphere …
  9. Good day on Friday, got paid, not stressing about what’s coming … you shouldn’t either. It could be horrible, probably will be, and many of us are not going to make it … so what? “life is hard” has been the invisible tattoo on every living thing since the beginning …