“If you hate the Jedi? – WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM!” – Dr. Freckles
One of the big revelations of the STAR WARS mythos post the original films:
That being a Jedi is basically contracting an STD, like herpes.
The strangeness …
“I love the strangeness, even when it cuts deep.” – Dr. Freckles
CREED
I have many neuro-linguistic, lesser magic tools … one is “CREED” …
I’ll go to a bar, and if the waitress asks if I like the music? – I ask for CREED.
(my generation’s “Catcher in the Rye” crazy signal)
- party staring trick
- making up words
- penis surgery pics
and so many more